70 Funny Dog Quotes to Make You Smile
A Collection of Humorous Musings on Our Canine Companions
Quotes by Famous Figures
“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.” - Will Rogers, American actor and humorist
“Never stand between a dog and the fire hydrant.” - John Peer
Humorous Observations
“Handle every situation like a dog: If you can't eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.” - Unknown
“The only thing a dog can’t do is skydive. If he could, he would.” - Unknown
Funny Dog Sayings
“My dog is a terrible liar. I can always tell when he's lying because his tail starts wagging.” - Unknown
“I love my dog so much, I let him sleep on the bed. He loves me so much, he bites me when I try to move.” - Unknown
Conclusion
These funny dog quotes perfectly capture the unique bond between humans and their canine companions. Whether they make you laugh out loud or simply put a smile on your face, these quotes remind us that dogs bring joy and humor into our lives in countless ways.
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